the inner thoughts of a kongmunist n_n

So I was reading through my comments and was blessed to be given one my Liam. To pretty much sum it up, it was a comment which said that he was not interested in the content in my blogs, but also referred me to a page on “Maddox’s Website”. In closing, the comment said that if I did not publish what he said I would clearly be filed under his “pansy” files – hence the title. We’ll Liam (and anyone who does not like the content of my blog posts) let me introduce you to something:

your tool to get you out of anything you don't like

The circle that my mouse is hovering over is called the “Close” button. This button is one that enables you to censor content that you deem is unappropriate for your eyes, or content that you do not wish to see. How it works? Well it’s quite simple, you see when you find a page that you don’t want, simply move your mouse to the corner of the web browser, press down on your mouse button and voila! Content is gone.

The point of me mentioning this? Well, I blog not to please you nor anyone else. I’m not like you Liam, I didn’t publish my blogs with the intention to get mass numbers of people to read it and I didn’t publish a post in some desperate attempt to get people to comment, to acknowledge your inner teenage angst. If you enjoy my posts then that’s great, but if you don’t then I don’t want to listen to your condescending comments nor be linked to a page which some man goes on a rant about bloggers and how they are adding to the masses of idiots in the world (which, in my opinion, they aren’t). Instead, if you don’t like my blog then that button up the top left for mac/right for windows corner of your browser will be good tool to close the browse – don’t hate. Infact, you’re not really welcome here Liam.

Anyway, I’ve just been reading over the Chemistry testbook regarding equilibrium. I can tell that this is going to be a funky fun term ahead. I know the definitions, but not how to apply it in context. ;__;

Last week I published a post with “Jay Chou” Chips in it. They cannot be found ANYWHERE in BU LI XI BAN. So I’m appealing to you guys, if you know then please tell me or something. n____n. A friend is also looking for them, I’ve added her (shirley) on my blog roll. So ahmm, yeh all my friends who I know that blog are on my blogroll, if you’re a friend of mine please tell me and I’ll add you. Sluts excluded, sorry. No hard feelings though?

To close, there is someone on my contacts list (not to name anyone, but her name starts with an E and ends with an A) who has caught a virus on her computer. I’m not attacking her personally, but what really annoys me is how people can get this sort of virus. The virus I’m talking about is one that goes like this:

“I saw you fucking a fish last night. This is definately you right: http://iamafuckingidiotbecauseiclickedonthislinkandnowihaveavirus.com?”

Generally, I can click close, ignore them and this never happen again. However, the one this person has messages you every two minutes (even when it is closed). So essentially you don’t win and I’ve had to leave the messenger window open and let it run it’s course. Can’t you just block Chris? Yeh, I guess but I seriously CBF. D:

People, can you realize NOT to click on thse links? Honestly, if you have not been having sex with a fish do you THINK there are going to be photos of you with said fish in wedding bliss? I have honesty given the human race and my co-hort too much credit and assumption that they would be smart enough NOT to click on this link. However, I have been let down again. Furthermore, this virus is OLD, not NEW. People have had this one for ages and you have most likely witnessed people who have been affected by it. According to biological principles, HUMANS LEARN FROM OBSERVATION. So LEARN! D: However, if you started using bao hu then this wouldn’t happen. Furthermore, if you updated your bao hu then this wouldnt happen as well. D: However, by saying “use bao hu” I don’t mean place a condom over your computer, nor insert the contraceptive pill into your CD Rom drive, a common antivirus solution will do the trick.

Moral of the story: USE BAO HU.

Dear Blog,

I’m sorry I haven’t been updating you lately. It’s just been so hard recently with the recent school holidays and all. I mean, I only started you as a procrastination tool during the SCHOOL WEEK. Now that I don’t have those anymore, I don’t know what to do write on you. I can’t rant because there’s nothing to rant about. Plus all the rants will be old rants, BUT RANTS THAT SHOULD BE MENTIONED NONETHELESS. But here I am, stepping into that gaping hole within me, attempting to extract the bitter details of my life with the feeling of melancholy that I am cloaked in and place them here on you, for the world to see. Now is the time…

Anyway, sorry for the lack of updates. I’ve found that I’ve been getting a lot of hits from people interested about the Jay Chou concert, and so in an attempt to please everyone (ohohohohoho ;O), I’m going to include some intimate details that you MAY not know:

- The Jay Chou Australian concert is sponsored by EASYWAY. Yeh, they recently picked up the sponsorship when they found out he was having a concert in Australia. I can imagine the Taiwanese tb’s on the night sipping on their jelly, pearls and milk tea right now.
- YOU CAN BUY THE JAY CHOU SIM CARD FOR YOUR MOBILE, YOU’RE FRIENDS CAN TOO. This means that every Jay Chou Shou Ji Dian Hua Sim Ka (Mobile Sim Card, Ka = Card) can communicate with each other FOR FREE! And FREE is the word that is equivalent to Viagra in the Asian world, it’s why sales are so low in Asia because when you say FREE Asian’s are turned on right away.
- The concert is held in the Acer Arena, but it was formally known as the Sydney Superdome.
 - In Brisbane, you can buy tickets at two places. One of them is NewWay. LOL FAIL AT HOW THEY TYPE IT. NewWay Ka La (in Chinese and then) OK (in english): Ka La OK.

- If you want to stand at the FRONT of the crowd area, it costs $488. Back of the seating area = $78.

More details soon.

My school holidays have been pretty uneventful. I’ve gone out with friends a few times, but not as much as I desired primarily because of this new attitude that my mom has adopted. Apparently [quote] ”holidays are only for the catching up of the.. the.. school work and learning new term content. government have to give the teacher some of the holiday too la!”. So, that’s what I’ve been doing. She’s been dropping me off at UQ or State Library and I study. D:

However, today I was lucky to be able to go to Indro for about an hour during lunch to well… grab lunch. x) I spent hours looking around to find the perfect food, weighing up choices and finally settling on McDonalds. The convenience they offer of Eftpos is just too enticing to say NO. I DID notice, however, that the GRAB from GRAB A KEBAB is spelt as GARAB, which is WRONG. Quite the funniez. I’ll try to take a photo of it next time. After lunch, I went to Funhouse for a brief time to play MT, but all the machines were full and Funhouse was being a whore and kicked me out for having Coke. Though I thought I saw something familiar in Funhouse. =\

Anyhow, after leaving Funhouse I went to the bus stop at Indro shopping center to head into the city to further my educationz and study at the state library. ZOMG BRISBANE TRANSPORT SUCKS WITH 25 MINUTE WAITING TIME FOR INBOUND BUS IN THE SUN. My eyes turned from full opening to Asian squints from sitting in the sun. Not a pretty image. There was also this girl at the bus stop with her boganish friends and they were conversing in their bogan language, as all bogans would. One was like “And I was like oooohhhhh, aaaaahhhhh, ooooooooooohhhhhhh, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh -moans-”. Which turned my Asian eye squinties right to her. LOL. I mean she was in public, probably my age, just talking right about “it”. She’s going to end up on Maury’s with 112847 E 15 babies or something. What a slut. Speaking of all things slut… -SEGUE TIME-

*see password protected post for the REST of the post – you guys know the password, or just ask n___n*

ZOMG WHAT A TOWER OF A BLOG POST (LIKE MUSU IN THE PANTS APPARENTLY), ending NAO for another time. Although, there is much more that I would like to say ;___;.

So I think I tried to rhyme something there with “ay” sounds at the end. DON’T THINK IT WORKED. Oh well…

TABLET PEN IS STILL LOST. REWARD OFFERED FOR SAFE RETURN. WILL DESIGN POSTER LATERZ.

I’ve been looking forward to these holidays for a whole month already, now they’re finally here I can say that I have achieved enlightenment. Anyway, the last day at MacGregor was spent doing chem test for year 12′s in probably some stupid attempt by the school to push down truancy numbers on the last day. Worked I guess because in Maths B there was the whole class present, and apparently 3 present out of 15-20ish in PVM (business maths for other states/ mathematical studies sl for you IB inclined – SEE THE MULTICURRICULAR INCLUSION ON CHRISTOPHERKONG.COM).

Chem test was okay I guess, I definitely know I did not ace the test but I think I at least passed. I found out my overall results for each subject this term as well which I guess I will use as a basis to relaunch myself into term 2 and achieve better marks and thus a good OP/UAI 90+/high ENTER/IB 38+. One can only dream.

These terms for me will be spent going out with friends, but I guess the majority will be spent studying. I have a new book to finish for English which I intend to get through during the holidays. I find that reading is a massive chore for me.

After school I went into the city to collect some mail and a parcel, grab dinner and stimulate the economy. I was mildly pleased when I saw Musu, Sandra and Eric in the city today. For a minute I didn’t recognize them – but it all worked out in the end. Musu isn’t as tall as I thought he would be – I expected him to be a tower who presence was shadowed over all of us – but it was nice to see him as I don’t usually see him at all anywhere else (well pratically never because he lives in a far away distant land called……. xD). Oh, and Sandra took my fries D:<, Musu drank my Coke D:<<, Geoff took Sandra’s KFC discount card D:<<<<< but Eric committed no such offense . But apparently the sharing of fries foods has inidicated how our friendship has evolved over the past 9 months? Oh, and the sharing of Coke with Musu indicated how fast the relationship has grown into some “brotherhood” (MacGregor machette blood carving in hand stylez) and how it has also grown faster than Sandra-Chris friendship. Sort its like the rate of reaction with the reactants of Musu plus Chris have a higher rate than Sandra and Chris most likely due to the addition of a catalyst (such as being male xD). I don’t mind sharing with them though, but…

FOR SOME REASON I’VE CONTRACTED A COLD/SINUS/FLU/RUNNING NOSE/SNEEZE FIT/WATERY EYES OR SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT. (yay for semi-effective Today Tonight style segue n__n). I’m not sure whether it was from Musu/Sandra or whether I caught it first and then passed it on to Musu/Sandra. But, sharing is caring right and it indicates how close our friendship has evolved right? RIGHT? My cold meant I had to leave work earlier though so I’ll be invoiving both of you for lowt wages and such. Because apparently at Woolworths being sick in the food industry is frowned upon, but mouldy strawberries sold reduce to clear for asians isn’t ). OH AND SOMEONE AT WORK SAID I HAD ASIAN AVIAN BIRD FLU XD. Woolworths – The Fresh Food People.

To sick to rant-desu; howver, do not be disappointed peoplez… more rants comming up soon. I’m now going to find some way to block my nose and acquire my daily requirements of REM.

So right now I am at the State Library studying very diligently *cough* for my Chemistry exam in about a fortnights time. It’s raining quite heavily outside and I like it because it means I can concentrate more when I study (yeh, there is a correlation between hardcore rain outside and hardcore studying at the state library).

rainy weather huhuhuhu

Anyway, I’ve booked a small room to study and concentrate in and I think I just saw Geoff and friend walk past to see if the room next door to me is available (but it isn’t because room 4C has like brochure holders and plastic and shizz everywhere D:). Dunno if it was them though, but when I mustered courage (because I’m a shyface loser) to go and ask the dude if it was Geoff or not, he and his friend were halfway down the corridor walking away. I wasn’t going to run in a library. So, ahmm Geoff, if that was you: leave a comment, if it wasn’t still leave a comment. As comments are (Y).

Now for a picture of the Dalai Llama. xD

Oh, and I’m very proud of how far ChristopherKong.com has come in the past few days. I think the true sign of your blog taking off from the ground (or server space) is when you receive your first spam comments generated by a bot. I have received 2 in the past  24 hours and they have both equally made my weekend enjoyable:

Yay

Even more yay!

Overall Yay! n_n

With the recent Global Financial Crisis, I feel that it is my moral responsibility to provide value for my growing number of readers. So, I have made a value packaged post which is sort of like a McValue meal, but cheaper. YES, I’VE BEEN KEEPING TRACK OF PRICE INCREASES MCDONALDS (i.e. Med. Quarter Pounder Meals used to be $5.95, now they’re $6.75 :@:@:@)

So this afternoon, I caught the bus to Sunnybank Hills Shopping Center and got off at 4:40PM thinking mom was going to pick me up there. Anyway, 5pm came and she still did not come, I felt alone and abandoned and wondered if she had given me up or something. Eventually, I mustered up the courage to call her. Turns out she meant Indooroopilly and at the same time was waiting there. ORZ.

We had a math test at MacGregor which I found to be immensly fun (not really lol). I’ve been prepping up for it for a few weeks now by doing all the exercises in the text book and some extension questions so naturally I went into the exam with high hopes. All was going well and I was breezing through it in the first 30 minutes. Then I got stuck on one question so I skipped it and became stuck on two more near the end of the paper. Not what I had in mind and now I am insecure about my whole paper. D:

There tends to be a tendency between cramming maths at the school library in the morning before the maths exam at my school. Seriously, I don’t get why people do this. If your cramming information in 30 minutes before the exam when you’ve had a whole term then you’re obviously not going to get it in a flash, give it up already. And ZOMG there were these grade 9′s I over heard trying to figure out how indicies work. It was this question on the revision paper: 2 * r * r * s * s * 2 where you had to write it in index form. So there girls naturally thought that this meant: 4 * 2r * 2s on the justification that if there were two s’ then there would be 2 r’s as well and that this HAD to be the answer. WOMEN, you’re the reason we are becomming a dumber nation as a whole.  Oh, and on the fact of the junior grades, they tend to winge so much about how hard maths exams are and how they can’t cope. I don’t get how they can do this when it is grade 9 math’s. If you seriously can’t get this stuff then you’re screwed and might as well do the prevoc alternative for 9th grade. I can’t wait to see how you guys cope in year 12. ==”

Oh, and I was watching Today Tonight (also known as killing brain cells xD) a few hours ago and saw this:

ULTIMATE FAIL LOLZ. I want to send this into Failblog or something. =\

I said to Rachel that I would do a reply to her blog where she talks about inequality between the sexes of men and women. HOWEVER, I have just had a maths test and feel like poo. =\. Nevertheless, I will do one for the next debatable topic she posts (you know, because as a former debater here public speaking skills should be LEET). Though, she has made me reconsider the usage of the name “slut” on my blog to maybe “extremely unplesant person who looks similar to a promiscuous person”. Anyway, I highly suggest you go and read her blog (click here or menu on right) for some interesting musings and spectacular pictures. No, seriously, her shots are really impressive (oh and congrats on the Moran Art Prize as well n__n)

I ran into Sandra today in the city where I met some of her friends Geoff, Eric and Akio (J-wai was also there xD). It’s nice to meet new people because it widens my friends network (because I apparently have none ) and now that means I can comment on people’s blogs (such as Geoff’s) without sounding like a stalker and all. n__n

Special mention to Anjo Malaga, Jairom Bustos and Melvin Nagi. Why? Because they thought I was blogging in class and asked to especially be mentioned.

This blog post is shit. It’s so over the place and is now giving me a headache. I don’t know why I’m going to publish it.

Bye bye now.