the inner thoughts of a kongmunist n_n

Yes, I have decided to start this article with some single word to show how I have been absent from blogging for a while. To be honest, I’ve been pretty lazy to blog, have had exams, blah blah blah I’m just making reasons up so I can sound more secure rah rah rah.

And also… I’ve been starting entries, saving them as drafts and never finishing them a few weeks later only to start another entry (LIKE TODAY )

Anyway, life at the moment has been pretty much full of studying, studying and studying. Pretty much studying hard at home only to go and use web cams at school and refresh Onion News Network at school. I did spend a good 70 minutes in Biol today trying to learn how to do a Windsor Knot through a webpage where the images would not load because too many grade 8′s were probably playing stick man flash games (rebound stick man, jumping stick man, action stick man)

In fact, nothing loads on the school net anymore ever since more people have started using the wireless connection. SIF take 10 minutes to load a Wikipedia article (yes, i’ve been getting my biol research information from Wikipedia – don’t judge!)

However, while studying at school, I’ve noticed something about Facebook: it feels as if its taking attributes from my parents. I keep getting messages like this when I browse friends profiles:

So this little message would load mainly when I see facebook pictures of friends of mine who are couples or friends of mine who are holding hands or friends of mine who are NOT standing alone and wearing “conservative” clothing where the dress goes to to the ankle (NOT the mid thigh as someone’s ‘conservative’ dress goes to LOOOOL) and the only thing they show is their face.

Also, this reminds me of my parents really well. When I was young my parents used to watch all these DVD’s/Movies with me where there could have been ‘romantic’ scenes per se and many other things like James Bond referring to a lady by her first name. Now whenever a romantic scene where the partners engage in a embrace or a kiss, my mother would always run up and say “CUT CUT CUT CANNOT SEE THEM DO THE DIRTY” and I would be like “Mom, they’re just hugging =___=” where she would reply in some confucian way by committing the slippery slope fallacy stating that hugs lead to hands in wrong areas leading to arousal leading to clothes being taken off leading to SEXXX. Yes, somehow everything traced segued back to sex for her in a movie.

But it also made me wonder, why have a “Privacy” feature on facebook that blocks allowed users from content they’re allowed to see? Obviously it’s a glitch, but it brought me to the question: if you publish something online why would you want it to be “private”. Clearly, there is nothing private on the internet and if you expect some privacy you’re turned on as a guy who believes his girlfriend should use the douche method to avoid a pregnancy.

Hmm… I think I might include links to wikipedia articles on certain key words like… Facebook, James Bond and Douche method. XDD

LASTLY, while ALSO browsing facebook when studying (because I study VERY VERY hard). I came across a funny picture, see if you can spot the part which be pleasin’ to my humor (click to enlarge):

Yes, not only is it odd that all this persons friends are female (which I’ve seen among quite a few people on Facebook already – most likely guys who never actually TALK to said females) but people go about creating more profiles to befriend themselves. Or there could be a EXTREMELY LOGICAL reason to this which is that he has four brothers who LOOK the same, POSE the same and HAVE the same last name? Who knows. After the 6th child, Mr and Mrs. Parent could have thought, let’s just name them the same child to make it easier to call them when we yell out “XIAO SHU SHU LAI CHI FAN”. But perhaps not?

Anyway, it’s good to be back blogging again and I will try harder to be a better blogger next time by posting regular updateszzz and alllz.

Sleep time now because I’m vein and want my eye  bags to go away. T___T HATELIFE.