the inner thoughts of a kongmunist n_n

Let’s all play a guessing game. I’ll act like someone and then you guess the rest:

“I’m a girl who believes it’s okay to go around kissing another guy behind my boyfriends back on the account that I’m going through a rough time, but that relationship ended. I’m with a new guy though and exams are coming up, so that will be a rough time? Therefore, it’s okay to go around screwing other guys, yeh? n_n”

Chocolate bar to whoever guesses the right character. 

Okay, its finally time for me to do some sort of commitment and entry into my blog (because my last one was about two weeks ago). To be honest, I’ve been really hesitant to blog over the past few days because of the increased views I’ve had over the past two weeks in response to my ‘creative’ story. I’d just like to include some of the search queries that my new visitors/readers/lurkers/pedophiles/seedy old horny men use to stumble upon “the inner thoughts of a kongmunist n_n”:

• Naked Asian Girls
• Young Asians
• Underage asian
• Pole Dancing Girls
• Initiation gone wild
• Rainie Yang Lesbian
• Horny Girls Making out Lesbian

Though this is not all of them, these were some of the more recent terms that I’ve found linked. The increase of views was shocking and I didn’t know that simple keyword stories aimed at one portion of the market would attract so many new readers. In fact, the popularity of this new style of genre has made me reconsider what ChristopherKong.com will be. I mean, why make a blog when you only get a certain amount of views when you can make a website that will attract more readers and thus earn you more money. Hence, I’m contemplating to turn ChristopherKong.com into some pornographic website when I can role in the dough from horny acne-populated men.

I’d also like to thank Rachel Lee  (not Tan n_n, and not the fat one >__>), who has kindly been advertising me in her Personal Message for the past few weeks:

the cheapest form of advertising: friends (IN A NON BEING USED WAY)

Today was pretty much spent studying at the State Library. I have a shitload worth of Philosophy & Reason material to revise before the test on Wednesday and Friday. I am quite proud of the amount I managed to revise through (i.e. all the content we need for the term). Now all I need to do is put it into practice which I think will be a bitch. Philosophy is a subject where there is a lot of reading, followed by a lot of exercises which gives you the equivalent feeling of anal rape. Also, interview’d by Eric and his friend (zomg if I’m wrong correct me) for something about a TOK presentation their doing on obesity? They asked questions about “What do you think when the term obesity comes to mind?” and “Why do you think people are obese?”. Come to think of it, I think my replies were REALLY shallow. LOL. So I’m hoping that it’s not going to be prime footage used in a PowerPoint or something that is sent to Cardiff for moderation. XD

We also have a new student teacher in Chemistry. Don’t get me wrong, I think its great that students are getting experience in the “real world” (haha he’s from QUT) by teaching students in a fun mock classroom BUT I do have a problem when it’s grade 12′s he’s teaching. I mean, we’re in our final year and the last think that we SAI-conscious/OP students need is a teacher who is learning the ropes. If they want guinea pigs then they should go to the year 8′s where experimentation is okay. This week he was trying to  teach us about about equilibrium constants and their relationship to quotients he said “What happens when the quotient is more than the equilibrium?” to which I sheepishly raised my hand and said “This means the concentration is more then then equilibrium constant and the system will move from right to left, products to reactants, until the system re-establishes equilibrium”… “Sorry, you’re wrong” he said. Shocked, I tried not to blush in embarrassment and just listened to him explain what was correct “Reaction goes left to right” until someone confirmed what I said. He took a while to realize, and then was like “Okay, let me redraw the concept… Reactions go right to left..” ZOMG. NI SHI LOSER. T___T

This reminds me of Ms. Potter; WHO, might I add, did NOT perform any magic on us in order for us to grasp the QSA Senior Chemistry Syllabus (you can just tell when half the class practically fails). In fact, the only think I think I learnt from Ms. Harry Pothead was that her favorite band was “Plain White Stripes” (singers of ‘Hey There Delilah’ and any other song that makes girls cream) most probably due to the fact that she wasn’t getting any the use of ‘romantic lyrics’ – Pothead, 2008.

QCS practice makes me realize how bad this year is going to be for MacGregor. There was a ONE star question where we had to calculate BMI (formula weight in kilos divided by height in METERS NOOBS METERS) and we were given details of 78 kilograms with 180 centimeters. I’d like to quote some MacGregor students:

“OI KIEEENNTTT.. why am I getting 0.0024 for me BMI”, “that’s the right answer… yeee boiii!”

That and also the fact that although they were aware that there was two places for CEP that day (library for non OP, hall for OP students); a number of students didn’t realize they had to go to the library if they weren’t doing OP despite the fact that we were 30 minutes into an OP/QCS presentation. Yay Fail More Please. = =”

Also, I’ve updated the title of my blog to “the inner thoughts of a Kongmunist n_n”. Get it? KONGmunist. KONGmunism. Haha, I’m lame but I thought this was a pretty leet title. I can already imagine some of the propoganda posters: “Jiang B** L**g shi wo men xin zhong de hong tai yang. <3″. Also, a picture of Kevin Liu’s zui ai de political leader:

the KONGmunist in front of the communist XD